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Originally Posted by XabbaRus
Dear friend,
Firstly let me introduce my self, I am Mr. David Lawson Credit & Disbursement Department Head Royal Bank of Scotland London United Kingdom. I am writing you in regards to a business suggestion which involves Transfer of Funds with amount Ј15.9 Million Great British Pounds only which has been lying unclaimed in Royal Bank of Scotland London. I am contacting you to assist me move these funds to your account, this transaction is legal and will be followed and endorsed legally by the British legal councils.
However, I did like to know if you would be able to handle this transaction with such amount involved. I shall furnish you with more details as soon as I have heard from you with the below details listed:
1. Full names:
2. Age
3. Sex
4. Current residential address:
5. Private phone number:
I will be waiting for response and assurance that you can be of partnership with me in making this project a reality. I will be furnishing you with further details as soon as I hear from you.
Truly Yours,
Mr. David Lawson
Credit & Disbursement Dept. {Royal Bank of Scotland England UK)
OK any suggestions?
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I have two ideas.
1.
Dear Mr. Lawson,
I received your letter but must inform you that all of my business matters are handled by my accountant, Helen Waite. For any further business dealings with me, please go to Helen Waite.
Sincerely,
Ima Pseudonym
2.
Dear Mr. Lawson,
Thank you for your kind letter. I am, indeed interested in your business offer. Please provide me with your home street address or latitude and longitude coordinates. I will need those to load into the guidance system of my "payment package". I will send it along as soon as I receive the former and finish packing the coins around the HE charge of the warh...I mean "payment envelope".
Sincerely yours,