If I really wanted to waste his time, I'd start with this;
Quote:
Dear Mr. Lawson,
Thank you for considering me for assistance in this matter. I will be more than happy to aid you in this endeavour.
Name: Isabel Falkiron
Age: 63
Sex: Female
Address: (the address of someone you hate)
Phone number: (the phone number of someone you hate)
Sincerely,
Isabel Falkiron
P.S. Please contact me by email if possible. I am partially deaf and I do not want to miss your important call.
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And we go from there.
Now if I just wanted to be mean
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Quote:
Dear Mr.Lawson,
I am afraid that I cannot assist you. I am currently participating in an effort to destroy the Nigerian fraud e-mail market, and the government watches my accounts closely. If you are interested in participating, please contact me at https://tips.fbi.gov/. I can assure you, the rewards for participating are very generous. Just include any information you have on fraudsters that have contacted you in the personal information section, and the FBI or Interpol will generously compensate you. I made over 15,000 USD for my last tip.
Please consider aiding us in this effort.
Sincerely,
Isabel Falkiron
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I think the latter is particularly devious
