[Telgriff]

I think my most recent horror that is Bernard was when he was playing with the hydrophones, reported a warship at close range.
I decide to glass it, see what kind of warship and whether its worth a fish or two.....

'WE"RE TAKING DAMAGE HERR KELEUN!'
The 'warship' - I.e. Fishing trawler scrapes over our sub, destroying the attack periscope, and damaging the bridge. Realising it hit something it starts tossing depth charges around...

'Bernard.. that is not close, that is ON TOP OF US'

But. I did end up sinking that trawler thanks to a quick snap shot from the stern tube for some nice payback..