[Kpt. Lehmann]

PRIVATEEERRRRR!!!! Off to the galley with you!!!

...and it gets WORSE!!!

Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!!

So... I leave the coffee maker on the table and GO BACK TO WALMART to buy the SAME TV/DVD CONTROLLER AGAIN!!!

Finally, I return home covered in sweat... (Its reeeealllly hot in Texas during the summer.) to find that the DAMN coffee maker cord won't reach the wall socket!!! SO... I have to tear apart the house in search of a FRACKIN' EXTENSION CORD!!!!

Now I'm watching the pot brew... and the new coffee maker is AGONIZINGLY SLOW!!!...

I think my new Golden Retreiver is laughing at me... and now I'm flat broke!!!

< sigh >