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Originally Posted by Skybird
But first you must make me your president, at least candidate! 
But then you will not have much to laugh about anymore.
Promised.  |
Yeah, I'll bet.
Thisd reminds me of the old joke about the Soviet who emigrated to the U.S. He walks into the immigration office, and the official begins processing his application for admission.
Out of curiosity, the official asks the man "How was life in the Soviet Union?"
To this, the man replies "I could not complain"
More interested now, the official asks "How was work in the USSR?"
Again, the man replies "I could not complain"
Even more interested, the offical asks "What was wrong with the Soviet Union?"
Yet again, the man replies "I could not complain"
Finally, the official asks "Why did you even bother to leave the Soviet Union if everything was so great!?"
To this, the man replies "Aha!
Here I can complain!"