Not a famous quote but when I was in basic training for the USAF, the Drill instructor got in my face and asked me,
"You should be in the Army, boy! What the hell are you doing in my Air Force??"
I replied,
"I joined the Air Force because the enemy shoots at the Officers, sir!"
Got me some chuckles and in a lot of trouble!
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NASA's budget in 2011... $19 billion.
Result: Hi-resolution images from 127 million miles away.
AT&T's budget in 2011... $20 billion.
Result: Still can't get any signal from my bathroom.
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