Forbidding pocket knifes - in a country were semi-automatic rifles are allowed and an estimated minimum of 80 million firearms is legally owned by householders.
Just imagining it makes me burst with laughter.
Boys, get a Swiss officer knife. It makes you feel good. Really. It makes something with you. The shark in the sea, the bear in the forest, the plane in the vertical dive, the splinter in your eye - you know you are prepared for everything, no matter what!
Do not come between me and my Swiss pocket knife!
Now to something different. I also have a compass. A Swiss army compass, by Recta...