[Aramike]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I learned that lesson a while back.........people with short arms and deep pockets

A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the bill. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did.

The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:

"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN ALLEY."

I like that one.