[FIREWALL]

Simple obesity test.

1. Your hat band and waistband are the same size.

2. But, the only seat you can fit your fat arse into is a sofa.

3. Then face it. You have a weight problem that ain't gonna go away.

Another simple test. Find your height to weight proportion.

Subtract that weight from your weight and go out and buy the difference in pounds of lard.

Now time how long it takes to melt all that lard useing low energy output. Something like yourself.

Then multiply the time by 1000. The total time if your lucky.

Is how long it will take to get rid of your lardass.