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Originally Posted by SteamWake
Teacher : "The children want to go out and play"
Principal : "Im afraid we cant let them someone may get hurt"
Husband : "Honey what are we going to do for dinner?"
Wife : "Oh were really busy it looks like McDonalds again"
Husband : "Sigh might as well supersize it"
Mother : "Timmay why dont you go outside and play?"
Timmay : "Okay Mom just let me finish this one level (fixated on the screen).
Several Hours pass
Mother : "Timmay why dont you go outside and play?"
Timmay : "Okay Mom just let me finish this one level (fixated on the screen).
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Quote #1
No joke. Schools have made a rule to not play games like tag because someone could get hurt. (welcome to attempting not getting sued)
Quote#2
Do not forget to throw in a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken on odd nights.
Quote#3
The electronic baby sitters do not promote exercise. The Wii does but even I can get around that sitting on the couch.
