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Originally Posted by Aramike
Honestly, I try to be the guy to usually pick up the bill. But, that being said, I have a few mooch friends who have shown a tendency to order the real expensive **** when we go out, because old Mike likes the smiles when people see him paying. So when we go out I make damned sure that the tab is split by person. |
I learned that lesson a while back.........people with short arms and deep pockets
A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the bill. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did.
The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:
"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN ALLEY."