[August]

What i'd like to see in that scenario is for a reporter to stand up and say:

"Stand at attention you stupid foul mouthed Jarhead. I am an American citizen and you work for me, not the other way around, and you'd do well to remember that, as well as the fact that the pen is mightier than the sword.

So unless you have a hankering for your next duty station to be in the type of crap hole reserved for those who embarrass the Corps like you've been doing, or instead an early retirement to brood out your remaining days in an arthritic, alcoholic fog in some rusty, dusty trailer park back home in your home town of Looserville then you'll just answer the question and leave the ad libbing to us professionals.

Now, "at ease" and continue. You may smoke them if you got them."