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Originally Posted by Paul Riley
Right then,lets do some calculations shall we? 
The average man I would say has about 2 s##ts a day,give or take.47 men s##t###g eggy s##ts at that rate gives us 94 eggy s##ts.For a 200 day patrol that gives us 18.800 eggy s##ts! This is for your 6 mth patrol 
The average UBoat stays on patrol for i'd say,between 4-8 wks.
2x47x56 (using the 8wk option) =5264 eggy s##ts.
As most of the journey is spent in conditions that doesnt have exactly the best air quality you can imagine the smell inside that toilet!  :rotfl:
Don't forget to wear your escape gear when in that toilet! , and be mindful of skin burns and uncontrollable acute vomiting!  |
Paul,that has got to be the worst maths lesson I've ever had
:rotfl:
While trying to keep my tea down,I will add that in calm sea's away from air patrol's you could use the outside Lav,which was a little seat that hooked on to the railings of the U-boat which the crewman sat on,while hanging onto a length of rope attached to the top of the turm.
I'm sure I don't need to describe what you did sitting on the seat with your arse in the air
Better than using the 'Heads' though
