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Originally Posted by Paul Riley
Right then,lets do some calculations shall we? 
The average man I would say has about 2 s##ts a day,give or take.47 men s##t###g eggy s##ts at that rate gives us 94 eggy s##ts.For a 200 day patrol that gives us 18.800 eggy s##ts! This is for your 6 mth patrol 
The average UBoat stays on patrol for i'd say,between 4-8 wks.
2x47x56 (using the 8wk option) =5264 eggy s##ts.
As most of the journey is spent in conditions that doesnt have exactly the best air quality you can imagine the smell inside that toilet!  :rotfl:
Don't forget to wear your escape gear when in that toilet! , and be mindful of skin burns and uncontrollable acute vomiting!  |
BLOW BALLAST..... we need fresh air!!!!!
how about canned chili and jalapenos for lunch and beans & rice for dinner for the first 2 weeks?
savory
The first paragraph of a u-boat novel... "The air hung thick like a large brown curtain of gag inducing acrid smoke. Mixed with the humid environment one could literally move and manipulate the foggy stench with bare hands, it was thick like you would think of clay... you could actually sculpt the stinky foggy mist into little shapes. As each man had produced his own unique flatulent odor, the smells mixed like a bastardized creation forming an odor so unique, so tremendous and so overpowering that it was capable of making eye contact with you... and you didnt dare make eye contact with this vaporous creation from hell"