I'd quit my job so fast my hat would be left floating in the air like in those Saturday morning Looney Toons cartoons. But I wouldn't leave the school hanging. I'd hire a local telecom company to teach the rest of my course.
Next I would throw a huge banquet dinner for all my family, friends and favorite acquaintances, flying them in if necessary. We're talking several hundred people, and this is the important part, the event would be open seating.
We'd have a great time hearing tales and stories and once everyone finished their dinner i'd tell them that there is an envelope taped underneath each one of their chairs which is my gift to them. Inside the envelope would be a bearers check ranging from $10,000 to $100,000. One lucky person would get $1,000,000.
In all the confusion i'd make my escape up to Maine and begin construction of my Island Fortress.
