A policeman stops a car with broken headlight. Inside are the driver, his mother, and a guy in the backseat.
The policeman says: "Sir did you know that you had a broken headlight?"
The driver says: "Oh that's all? I thought you saw me speeding at 120mph a few kilometers back."
The mother says: "Don't mind him officer, he's drunk."
The guy in the backseat says: "Are you crazy? How could you do that in a stolen car? You wanna' get caught?!"
A voice in the trunk says: " Que? Hombre you locco? What if we get caught at the border?!"
A mobile phone rings: "Osama here. are you there yet? The bomb is set to go up in 15 min, hurry up".
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