Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

several cases i have been called upon to serve involve drunk drivers.

when the judge asks "is there any reason you might not be able to serve in the jury over this case?"

i always say

when i was 17 years old i was hit head on by a drunk driver - he injured myself and my girlfriend and totaled my prize ford mustang... i cannot serve on this jury without extreme bias.

works every time.