Reminds me of the time the wife and I were low on money and I sent her to work one evening at Newcastle Quayside for a little bit extra.
I sat up all night and eventually she came home at 6am.
She emptied her purse and the sum total was £30 and 5pence (£1 = 100 pence).
I said "What greedy bastid only gave you 5 pence?"
She replied "All of them".
