One of what exactly,a Tommy?,yes I am and bloody proud of it!
Or did you mean a fag with a black ball in his mouth? (if thats what it is) ,er...no
Error: I thought the question was for me,just noticed it was in response to torplexed,sorry.Still,i'm bloody proud nonetheless,sure a lot more Tommies are in here too.
If this were real life in no way would I touch a ship bearing the English flag,but American or Russian,ahh...that would really get the blood flowing

Hail Nelson!

May the sun never set on the British empire!
