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Old 05-01-09, 12:30 AM   #11
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In old times... sacrifices were made at the altar...

now weddings are held there.

things havnt changed much since the old times.

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to truly be happy in marriage you need to find a woman who...

1. ...is a good and willing cook

2. ...is wonderful at house keeping

3. ...is wealthy

4. ...will go out of her way to please you in the bed room

5. ...loves to give oral sex.

but most importantly - and i cannot stress this enough -you must make sure that none of those 5 women ever meet one another.
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