[Jimbuna]

A man went to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor said, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening."
The man was distraught and wonders how he to tell his wife. Well, he told her and she took it pretty well.
"This is going to be a night that you will always remember,"
"I am going to treat you like a king." she replied.
She prepared a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works. After dinner she slipped away and returned in the most incredible negligee the man had ever seen. She lead him into their bedroom. They made the most passionate love they have ever made. The man was beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.
Well, the husband is wide-awake watching the clock......
He knows that he is doomed.
He taps her..."Sweetheart?" he whispers.
She rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore. Well, the man decides to tap her again.
"Love?" he whispers. She rolls over and yells,
"Oh it's alright for some of us isn't it!! You don't have to get up in the morning!"