Top Ten Signs Your Ferret Has Learned Your Internet Password
10. E-Mail flames come in from some guy named "Bandit".
9. Traces of kitty litter or cedar chips appear in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.rec.fuzzy.butts.
7. Your web browser has a new home page added to the Bookmarks section: <HTTP: www.weasel.com
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a faintly pleasant aroma of Ferretone on it.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog"
appear in your Eudora OutBox.
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange, musky territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like FuzzInTax and WarWhoop II.
2. On IRC you're suddenly known as the IronHooter.
1. You find little ferret-sized carpal-tunnel braces in the cage,
near the food dish.
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