Australia is a land where kangaroos outnumber man, and everybody live in the outback. I would recommend that you be physically fit, in order to beat off any crocs that attempt to visit your various outposts, or for recreational crocodile wrestling. Whenever you eat something in Australia, the New Zealandese will fight over why they did not get a piece of it, so your best bet is to wrestle their sheep and destroy their mental well-being. When in public, it is common courtesy to wildly shout any odd phrase that comes to mind at random intervals, which is commonly understood to be a custom learned from many generations of being able to shout at the top of your lungs and not have anyone hear.
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The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread! 
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