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Old 04-17-09, 06:37 AM   #6
Dowly
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Originally Posted by Tachyon View Post
*Waits for Dowly Review*
Here's a preview:

There's nothing new, it's a big hooded assassin cow they try to milk some more money out of, the main character looks like an emo, having more skill to slit his own wrists with an dagger than actually kill enemies. Gunpowder ruins the game, you get a musket with a huge fricking pillow taped to the barrel that acts as an silencer, get to a high spot and you can kill every dingly twat that you can see without them ever knowing what hit them.

On the plus side, you can actually choose to play a female character with accurately modelled tits that swing around as you run. And to appeal the asian players, you can wear bikini's and have tentacles and stuff.

Ow and the Da Vinci's flying thingy is really an F18 Hornet, with missiles and ****.
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