[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Obama: Hurry, get across the border now, I'll legalize you later, don't forget to vote Democrat!

For Sale:

United States of America

condition: Slightly Used

Description: Almost 4 million square miles of varied landscapes bordered by sprawling Pacific and Atlantic Ocean Views, 50 powerless states who will never rebel against you, home to over 300 million clueless slaves, great infrastructure... minor damage to the constitution in the form of semen stains from multiple rapes over the last 30 years.

Contact Barrack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500

all reasonable offers considered