(speaking in sepulchral tones from beyond

)
Welcome back Brag! Goodness but you have been sorely missed!
Now that I know where you've gone off to, my tortured spirit can haunt you for the rest of your days, nagging you for more Balz stories.
Those Balz stories and your screwball sense of humor were the highlight of my day, Brag. With your return, these days will be a bit more fun around here!
With all sincerity and from the bottom of my heart, welcome back and well met, indeed!
Well, back to work...
*WOOOOOO! BOOGA-BOOGA!*