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Originally Posted by Fr8monkey
I've been to Utah.... Not much else to do.
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Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago:
July 24, 1847. Brigham Young and the first pioneers arrive in the Salt Lake Valley. Brigham sends out scouts. When they report back he asks them what they found. Parley Pratt says "There's nothing out there but a huge lake. All we'll be able to do is fish and make babies."
Brigham thinks for a minute, and then says "I want you to go back down there and fill that lake up with salt!"