The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding into town when they come across the local tavern, The Lone Ranger suggests they pop in for a beer, so they go in, walk up to the bar and ask for 2 pints, to which the landlord replies "Sorry but we don't allow Apaches in here", undeterred by this, the Lone Ranger asks Tonto if he'd mind waiting outside while he has a quick beer. Tonto being the friend he is agrees and stands outside with their horses. The Lone Ranger is having his beer, chatting away and gets bought another beer, knowing Tonto is outside he reluctantly accepts it and tries to drink it as quick as he can. Outside Tonto is starting to feel the cold and decides to start jogging round in circles to keep warm. By this time, The Lone Ranger is on his fourth beer when a cowboy walks in and shouts "Is there someone in here called the Lone Ranger?", The Lone Ranger raises his hand and the cowboy says "you've left your injun running".
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Oh my God, not again!!
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