Does it happen to you that...
...whenevr you think to yourself "Today, I'll be sober!". BUUULLL****! You got your cousin coming ovre with beer that she shares with you, then your fricking brother calls that he's coming over with a friend and ****loads of bozoe.
Tha'ts a sign, god wants me to be drunk and I shall be.
Halleluya!
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