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Originally Posted by Frame57
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Originally Posted by August
It's too easy to get a divorce nowadays. There's little incentive to work out marital problems.
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Yep! That's why you hardly ever hear the "till death do us part" bit anymore in the ceremony. |
Unless you murder her just before the divorce goes through
Me and my wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph. She looks over at me and says, "I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
I say nothing but slowly increase the speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."
Again I stay quiet and just speed up as my anger increases.
She says, "I want the house."
I speed up again, and I'm now doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids, too."
I just keep driving faster and faster, now up to 80mph.
She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too."
I slowly start to veer toward a concrete bridge pillar as she enquires, "Is there anything you want?"
So I respond with, "no thanks, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "what's that then?"
Just before we hit the wall at 90 mph I say, "I've got the airbag."