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Old 02-03-09, 05:14 PM   #5
Platapus
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Originally Posted by U-84
LOL my uncle says that all the time, then he adds the boxing ring.
Never heard that one.... but it fits.

This one is better spoken as it involves homophones.

The difference between a husband and a wife is how they perceived the wedding.

The husband was thinking of Her, the Aisle, and the Alter.

The wife was thinking: I'll alter him
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