"Here's a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better."
"The linemen are the biggest guys on the field. Those guys are bigger than everyone else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field."
"Hey, if a referee throws a flag and he didnt make a mistake, then there's probably going to be a penalty."
"The key to winning is to have each drive result in some kind of points for your team."
Ahh John Madden. How we love you.