Slightly Subnuclear Weaponry, SA introduces the brand new, 2009
Slightly Subnuclear Deck Gun! No longer based on the New Real Deck Gun, this is a universal mod that works equally well in stock, RFB, TMO, Fill in the Blank. No characteristics of your deck gun are changed except for the boom on the receiving end of the shot. Works great with Real Fleet Boat if you're frustrated by the target damage modeling. Just load up
Slightly Subnuclear Deck Gun and take her out for a spin to relieve your tension. Then unload it and resume battle with a much better attitude.
Each shell packs between 5,000 and 20,000 hitpoints of mayhem. It can be loaded at sea with no problems. If it has any problem, I've appointed Kapt Lehmann as my complaints handler.
Do not allow small children or pets to use this product.
Coming soon, much TOO soon for some
, is my Slightly Subnuclear Cutie, which will be in a combination mod with my Slightly Subnuclear MarK 14.
Slightly Subnuclear Mark 14s and Cutie is here!
Slightly Subnuclear Weaponry, SA Because it's a GAME, Bozo!
Edit: links restored and all mods refreshed! 5/1/09