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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet
Jim i liked you at the subsim meet
i said to myself
"self... this jim guy is the type you would want to have a few too many with"
seems i was right about that! I like you more and more with every joke!
keep the jokes coming my friend!!
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Why thank you mate....allow me to reciprocate.
I do recall the occasional conversations we had and I especially remember your charming wife.
I remember my last thought (immediately after you left the Meet early) "Damn, I meant to invite him to join the crew"....all sorted now though
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keep the jokes coming my friend!!
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Just for you :p
A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds."
Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the baby weigh now?'
The proud father answers, 'fifteen pounds.'
The bartender is puzzled. 'Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth.'
The Texas father takes a slow sip from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the bartender and proudly announces, 'Had him circumcised!'