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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl
I wonder why anyone would even eat the kebabs to begin with. Then again, I only visited a couple kebab places.
Still, if I were to commit suicide by fat in Britain, my preferred instrument would be Fish 'n' Chips, wrapped in a newspaper and slathered in vinegar. Mmmm.......... 
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Reason 1 because you are wazzed as a newt
Reason 2 As long as Reason 1 applies and you are hungry
Reason 3 Because there are no curry or pizza joints open when they kicked you out of the pub for being wazzed as a newt.