this somehow reminds me of the great Douglas Adams, talking about the many uses of towels in hitchhiking:
'...you can wrap it around your head to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous)'
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And when an 800-ton Uboat has you by the tits... you listen!
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