[asanovic7]

would be in forgetting the misery and pointlessness of your life while improving mental(?) and physic attributes.

And songs don't go well while you are sober..

And what would you do with all that money? If not to buy a beer for yourself and your pal?

And because drunk women give easier..

And how would you argue with anyone?

And numerous other reasons I cannot think of just now..

Cheers