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Britain now presents a greater security threat to the United States..
...than Iran or Iraq, an American magazine said yesterday.
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*Dons tin hat and waits for the bombs to start falling* If you chaps invade our Sceptered Isle does this mean we get cheaper petrol and s'mores? :hmm: |
Sounds theoretically possible to me.
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Look, if we invade, the first thing we'd do is ship Chuck http://www.suprmchaos.com/prince-charles_080502.jpg right the heck off to some remote Samoa island. Hire some Mustang Ranch girls to help him cool his pants.
Then we'd arm your bloody police. With tazers, rifles, and backup 10mm's. Police by consent, but if the bloke don't consent, then you police him right the hell down to the hospital. Change the laws if you don't like 'em. Then we'd have "Questions for the Prime Minister" required watching for 6th graders (~12 years old) and up. Directly following the "social studies" with QPM, we'd have everyone heading to Physical Education class, where they'd be learning Judo and Happkido just in case they're ever Prime Minister and have to deal with your flippin' Parliment. Jesus wept. After that, all those old coots yelling TALLY-HO! when they cut the dogs loose on the fox, would get sent right the hell down to Iraq. That'll give them a right quick education on how that fox views their little sport. There's others. That's just some of the stuff that quickly comes to mind. As for your moslems, we'd shut down that Chunnel and stem the flow from France, first thing. Then we'd see about importing y'all some Mexicans, instead. They're really hard workers, and they're not all that interested in bombing planes out of the air. However, you will have to increase your pepper and chilli imports. You can probably offset that with wool production because they will be chilled to the bones in your climate. |
And in The Times 10 million Brits want to leave the U.K.!!! The reason TAX, and I am one of those 10 million.
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I happen to be number 2 in that list.
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if you aint for us your against us..sounds a bit inadequate for the circumstances..has to be said it's probably true...and getting more relevant every day..wonder what's brewing
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One hallowed British institution we Yanks will make every effort to keep dear is the 'Page Three Girl.' As a matter of fact I think both the New York Times and the Washington Post should adopt this institution right away. The Wall Street Journal too. :yep:
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SSSSH! :shifty:
I think it's the "Super Secret Sleeper Squirels" from an earlier post! ;) |
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I have never been served with a warm beer. :smug: Quote:
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