I heard a good one today
 

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face; he then collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Finally, having composed himself, he turned to Rumsfeld and asked, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

:rotfl: :rotfl:

:rotfl: Very good one!

:D Kiwi is on a humor run.