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Two wheels: good. Two legs: terrorist suspect




[/puts soapbox away and thumbs a lift to one of those isolationist survival communities in the mountains before it's too late..]

:o

I walk on a bikepath here every day.

Am I a terrorist too? :huh:

OMG I walked along the highway a week ago! I bet the CIA is after me right now!! :roll:

Well, it's just the actualization of the Ministry of Silly Walks, ain't it now? :yep:

:rotfl: Lady - John Cleese is coming your way with his Dead Parrot. :o

He's not dead. He's just pining for the fjords.

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/covers/tyvmp029.jpg

:rotfl: That parrot is defunct, deceased. I know a dead parrot when I see one. :lol:

OK forget fjords just throw him in a bath or show him a lady ! :o

Sorry no refunds on dead parrotts. He was alive and kicking when he left here. :yep:

Can let you have some recipes. :hmm:

maybe the parrots just shagged out following a prolonged squawk!

lol wat next fined for breatheing

That stupid 11-9 panic... :roll: It's ok to have security measures, but that thing the article describes is a completely stupid situation, and should be considered a psychiatric case of paranoia. :nope:

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/460000...71_parrot1.jpg


:D :up:

Ob - :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Now - I remember it well - was but yesterday. :lol: :rock: :up:

Sorry guv, we're fresh out of parrots.

I've got a slug !

I. S. P. ****ing. S.

Four letters you guys should really learn to swear about if you want anything to do with the naval and maritime world.

To ensure security of everyone, we have to a) Broadcast every single piece of useful information to everyone in a 30nm radius b) Compromise safety and c) Randomly arrest people.

ISPS sucks. Someday, people will realize that.

And come up with an even crappier convention. :damn: