A special relationship?
 

I hate the craven way in which UK journalists bang on about our "Special Relationship" with the US after each high profile meeting between our respective high-ups. It would be nice if it were true that we are 'special' to them but as I understand it very many Americans below a certain age have no idea where we are in the world or even what language we speak. I can in part vouch for this since my American nephew once told me that when he mentioned his forthcoming visit to England one of his young friends asked him what language we speak

You know, since I heard Northumbrian English first time ever I am asking myself this queston, too. :haha: I assume young kids get parts of their upper tongue surgically removed in Northumbria as part of a culturally specific welcoming ceremony celebrating the onset of teething. ;)

^ :har::har::har: Don't let Jim hear you say that :haha:

The above is copied from a post I made today on Facebook - and just now I was sent this by a US friend of ours -

(Quote)
"Know this; I personally think of all of you as a treasure to have as friends. A strength. Like your precious poet has penned, not a clod of dirt falls into the ocean without the whole of England [insert "everyone", as we are actually talking about humanity] suffering. You are extremely precious to me and my friends"

I can certainly understand that. I'm not in that category as I learned all about England when I was young. This doesn't include the map I have of England and Dragons. :)


https://i.imgur.com/itLaOg9.png


See ? We all know about England. :D With regards to the English Language, I have tried to teach you all I know which took me all of about five minutes. No worries, we'll work on it. :03:

^ That's more like it! :Kaleun_Cheers:

If you really want to confuse a lot of Americans, start speaking as if England, Great Britain, and The United Kingdom are different designations. :o
Best to just call all of them English. They will understand,

(ducking)

^ :haha: And never ever call a Scotsman a "Scotchman"

I know whose upper tongue I'd be surgically removing :shifty:

:03:

Never had you down as an inbred Glynn :haha:

For you Big E. The drunk Scotsman Song. :03: :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

^ :yeah:

Oh' Lad I don't know where ya' been but I see you won first prize. :haha: :haha:

Or a Scotch a Brandy. You may end up as a Single Melt.

I'm not, mate - I'm safely in the blue zone - "Apparently not the north" :Kaleun_Salute:

https://i.imgur.com/MjOBwln.jpeg X marks the squirrel