Happy Early Birthday, Eisenwurst!
 

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Many Happy Returns for tomorrow, Arnold. Sorry I can't be around for it but now you'll get an extra long one, even bigger than Reece's - THIS BIG!

Have a goodun matey :Kaleun_Cheers:

Thanks Glynn and Jim. "An extra long one" just what I've always wanted. :) Thanks to Prostate medication and "treatment" my relationships now are platonic :wah::wah: 2 young ladies in particular 24 and 42 are a great comfort, now I'm their honorary "Grandpa" :wah::wah:

I turn 70 tomorrow :wah::wah: I got some lovely polo tops and underwear. Maybe I should take some photos and post them.

Only if you're wearing them at the time :)

I tried, but when I suck my stomach in, they fall down. :oops:

:Kaleun_Party::Kaleun_Cheers: Happy birthday Arnold and many, many more. :Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Party: I hope this is a good day there for you with good friends.

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~ All the best on your birthday, Arnold ~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Arnold 70!! Almost time for the depends!! :D I'm one up on you, welcome to the old farts club!! :D
I hope you have a great day mate. :yeah:

Cheers, :woot:
Reece.

HAPPY Birthday :Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Cheers:

Happy Birthday Eisenwurst!!!
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Happy Birthday! Same day in October as my dad, if he was still around he'd be 98 tomorrow. :o

A very Happy Birthday old feller. :D

Have a good one.

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Thanks Reece, I've got a packet of form fitting "Depends real fit heavy absorbency" in the cupboard. I bought them when I was still wearing the catheters in the old feller, but so far I'm not needing them. :) But I gotta say they don't look too bad when you're wearing them :hmmm:

Thanks Robert, you're a good friend. :)

And Markus, HW3, u crank, Gerald, and em2nought....em2 your dad :) your comment made me remember something from my past. A girl at work had the same birthday as me, she was a co workers girlfriend. Her parents were Opera singers at the Opera House, and she was a STUNNER with jet black hair and bright blue eyes....and a husky voice....quite the combination :) she ended up breaking my co workers heart when she married an American guy so he could stay in Australia. I've lost touch with them. Sad story.

I wouldn't worry - you might be disappointed if you saw her now :D

No longer like chinese arithmetic you reckon ?? :wah:

Anyway.......I was stood up on my birthday, So I said "Screw this" and went to lunch by myself....

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All you can eat buffet. :):) :yeah:

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I wanted to step outside for a smoke, but they said it wasn't a good idea.