Ahhhh Springtime in Australia
 

It's springtime Australia you know, people everywhere spending their vacation time having fun in the sun.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...-1227073057952

That settles it: we won't be emigrating to Oz anytime soon. My wife has always said she could never live there because of all the dangerous varmints. Wait 'til I show her this lot...

Soon be summer

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014...03062291-8.jpg

No different than the typical redneck.

:k_confused:Crikey!

oh, a garden hose! I thought he meant....:haha:

Now a major motion picture....

It's springtime for TarJak!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4QoQlJtLSf...sue%5B1%5D.jpg

I didn't see Foster's or any of that other frothy warm beer they drink on that list :hmmm:

And here are our top ten killers in South Africa excluding man.

Mosquito
Puff Adder
Hippo
Crocodile
Elephant
Buffalo
Black Mamba
Lion
Great White Shark
Rhino

http://www.thesouthafrican.com/south...dliest-animals

BUT, the most deadly to any visiting Aussie is our SRINGBOK

28-10 OUCH!!!!!

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/280...673/UezBli.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/280...903/KUkxtb.jpg

Yeah, where is Tarjak? He hasn't been around for a long time, I thought maybe he was in the brig...

Well clearly he is still fighting that fire.

Anyway, shouldn't the title of this thread be: "Aaaarggh! Springtime in Australia" ?

By brig, you mean Australia, right? :haha:

It's October in the UK and summer is still here. :Kaleun_Goofy:

I figure he's:
on holiday.:hmmm:
a croc got him:dead::down:
a great white got him:gulp:
or
he escaped the colony and he's in transit.