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Wolferz 03-21-14 02:12 PM

Those whacky Persians...
 
...are still at it. Building another mock up...
http://news.msn.com/world/iran-is-bu...rcraft-carrier

Why do they even waste their time?:haha:

Dread Knot 03-21-14 02:19 PM

There are Voodoo Dolls. Maybe it's a Voodoo Nimitz. :D

Platapus 03-21-14 02:53 PM

For the same reason we build mock-ups in our deserts probably.

Oberon 03-21-14 03:05 PM

Same reason there's a scale model of a landscape in the middle of China.

http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/07/19/huangyangtan_wide.jpg

They even shrunk their army down to exercise on it:

http://image.ec21.com/image/jjmodel/...Production.jpg

Ok, so maybe they didn't, but the landscape is real, you can see it on Google Earth.

Chances are that the carrier will be the target of a new weapon that Iran has in development, probably a missile of some sort. Heck, maybe they'll nuke it with the nuclear bomb that everyone has said that they've been on the verge of getting for the past ten years. :03:

Jimbuna 03-21-14 03:34 PM

Always expect the unexpected from Iran :doh:

Skybird 03-21-14 03:48 PM

It'S a trojan carrier. They place it at the entrance to New York harbour, waiting for the Americans to tow it in. Then they will wait for nightfall and next open the city gates.

The city gates.

Well, where were the city gates... must be - over there, I think.

:ping:

Jimbuna 03-21-14 03:52 PM

Well, it ain't that often you crack a funny but that one was good :)

Wolferz 03-21-14 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird (Post 2188800)
It'S a trojan carrier. They place it at the entrance to New York harbour, waiting for the Americans to tow it in. Then they will wait for nightfall and next open the city gates.

The city gates.

Well, where were the city gates... must be - over there, I think.

:ping:

The only gates we have are "The gateway to the west" in St Louis and the "Golden Gate" in San Francisco. Both of which will get you mugged if you pass through them.:huh:

The faux Nimitz is most likely a prop for more propaganda BS.

TarJak 03-21-14 04:43 PM

They're practicing landing a 777 on it . It all fits neatly into place.

Sailor Steve 03-21-14 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2188806)
The faux Nimitz is most likely a prop for more propaganda BS.

Or they're making a movie about bold Persian defense against the evil American attack on Tehran.

Madox58 03-21-14 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 2188815)
They're practicing landing a 777 on it . It all fits neatly into place.

Get it right! The 777 is to take off from this!
Seems they may have heard of an event like this from WWII?
:hmmm:

Cybermat47 03-21-14 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird (Post 2188800)
It'S a trojan carrier. They place it at the entrance to New York harbour, waiting for the Americans to tow it in. Then they will wait for nightfall and next open the city gates.

The city gates.

Well, where were the city gates... must be - over there, I think.

:ping:

No, you're thinking of the wrong Ancient Greek war. The Iranians will try to get the mock-up through a narrow pass, but most of it will be destroyed by 300 US Marines.

Oberon 03-21-14 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird (Post 2188800)
It'S a trojan carrier. They place it at the entrance to New York harbour, waiting for the Americans to tow it in. Then they will wait for nightfall and next open the city gates.

The city gates.

Well, where were the city gates... must be - over there, I think.

:ping:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2840248832/h2DEF68A5/

nikimcbee 03-21-14 09:05 PM

http://0.tqn.com/d/cats/1/0/o/u/2/TC640x531.jpg

oh wait...

nikimcbee 03-21-14 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2188765)
...are still at it. Building another mock up...
http://news.msn.com/world/iran-is-bu...rcraft-carrier

Why do they even waste their time?:haha:

Somebody got a 1:1 scale model for their B-day.:woot:
I'd convert it to RC.:/\\k:


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