"You're not special"
 

One of the better speeches I've ever read.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/reg...eid=1061137286

Love it. This is special and original. Someone had the cohones to tell them the truth. I just wish there was someone like that when I finished high school.

I can hear the screams of thousands of parents all across this great land of ours....

"But but but my child is a PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE!"

:O:

And it's true. They are all unique. Just like everyone else.



(Except mine, of course. Mine are so much better than the rest of them.)

This day and age, it seems like everybody thinks they are special, and bad things can't happen to them. Then they sit there looking like dumb pieces of excrement when bad things do happen. I always think to myself, "what, you thought you were special or something?" :haha:

I'll have you know I am special!









And I'll be competing in some very special games this summer. :O:

Hit a few fast food joints across the U.S.A. and you'll find 'Special' people working at all of them.

Sad part is they are an example of what schools turn out as High School Graduates.
:nope:
They can't think for themselves.

Example....
I order a large combo meal but want a small drink.
I'll pay the price just give me a small drink!!
But Sir!! You get a large!!
I don't want a large!!
But your paying for it Sir.
Give me a small or I'll come in and pour it on your floor!!
That's a small coffee, right?

WTF???

Jeff, that reminds me of the Animaniacs episode where they went to the drive-in movie. Wacko goes to the snack bar and orders pizza. The kid with the pimples and the braces and the cracking voice asks if he wants fries with that.

Wacko asks (with his Ringo accent) "Why would I want fries with a pizza?"

The kid stares at him for a few seconds and says "I'll have to ask my manager!"

I get this stuff all the time on the road!!

I want a large combo meal but a small drink.
I'll pay the price no problem.
It overloads the mind behind the counter!!
:haha:

Same thing happens when I want just a sandwich and fries, but no drink. If I'm taking the food home from a drive-thru, I don't need one and have no reason to bother messing with one in the car.

But if the trio of sandwich/side/drink is one of their specially numbered "combo meals," they can't quite grasp the fact that I'm willing to pay separately for only two of the items instead of ordering the combo. You get that long pause on the other end of the conversation and you know the poor kid is trying to piece it all together in his head.

The places I go to are better. I've never had a problem altering a combo. They're always accomodating and they always get it right.

I guess they hire them right out of college.

They probably have a co-op arrangement with the Liberal Arts department. :yep:

They're nothing new. It's just that in the old days they were mostly out of the public eye sweeping a factory floor, plowing a furrow or stacking boxes on a loading dock somewhere.

Me. " I would like 6 regular tacos"

Him "Would you like a 6 pack?"

Me "How many tacos in a 6 pack?"

"6"

"How many tacos did I order?"

"6"

"What is the difference?"

After a long pause "none"

It just doesn't pay to confuse the poor guys.

Magic

Don't make me tell my McDonalds' story from Galveston!:dead::haha::doh: