Stay out the UK
 

People of the world I ask you please if your planning to come to the UK for the Olympics forget it, I mean it, I want to live dam you.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...k-7606577.html


Over to you Compo...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...430_compo1.jpg

"Bog off".

Here in Los Angeles, preceeding and during the 1984 Summer games, we had the same sort of reports and predictions coming out from all quarters. We managed to survive; in fact, most residents gave the Games wide berth and the impact was fairly negligible...

Although, the opportunity to invade the UK under guise of the Games and finally takeover and force you to drive on the right side of the road is tempting... :D

Fine as long as you don't force your beer on to us.

Bleeping close to water. :rotfl2:

Probably those bloody Tories scare mongering again :yep:

One more reson to invade: no longer having to import your product... :D

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The filthy Black stuff?

http://www.poundland.co.uk/images/25...al/marmite.jpg

:har::har:

And that from the people who gave us BSE ...

"The first confirmed animal to fall ill with the disease occurred in 1986 in the United Kingdom, lab tests the following year indicated the presence of BSE; it was only in November 1987 that the British Ministry of Agriculture accepted it had a new disease on its hands.[23] Subsequently, 165 people (up until October 2009) acquired and died of a disease with similar neurological symptoms subsequently called vCJD, or (new) variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.[5] This is a separate disease from 'classical' Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, which is not related to BSE and has been known about since the early 1900s. Three cases of vCJD occurred in people who had lived in or visited the UK."

We will never forget ! :O:

Your compensation..:stare::88)

http://www.kitchencritic.co.uk/uploa...ss-marmite.jpg

I feel sorry for the normal Londoners trying to work in what is going to be a mess. The ZIL lanes, for one thing which will get the buses stuck in traffic because the bus lanes have been converted to ZIL lanes. The major tube interchanges, normally busy at rush hour, will be a nightmare.

Getting to the Olympics will be a doddle, they've got that all sorted out...but actually doing anything else...could be messy.

The ZIL lanes are not open for ambulances I hear! :o

This better not be the case, if I was a ambulance driver with someone in the back needs to get to A+E fast I would tell these hot shot flash pants to get out the bloody way.

Steed, I'll see your marmite and raise you a chitlins (or chitterlings, if you prefer):

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hnMl8uHmpH...ins+boiled.jpg

(Hog intestines, sort of the menudo of the southern U.S.)...


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http://www.scotlands-enchanting-king...s-supper-1.jpg

OK, as long as I can have haggis.:)

Good Lord, you taken the nuclear option!! :o

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Guaranteed to kill flu bugs. :D :haha: