Donitz give me a medic aboard next patrol!!
 

There you are running silent and doing everything to get rid of the pesky destoyers. Then my 1WO got hurt somehow . I tell my navigator to plot a new course and he plays with the helm so i,m effectively out of silent running . Hey 1WO rig for silent running. But no the 1WO is " injured " Nein nicht muglich he says. I guess he got some brain damage that prevent him from telling the crew to go silent running but has no problem telling me how good the german reich is blah blah blah. How annoying. Now the destroyers have a easy day because now my torpedo crew desided to start loading the eels again and there is no way to tell them to stop loading . Donitz give me a medic on the next patrol (if i ever make it home myself) Or even better give me a Luger if its getting personal and a MP-40 for the most desparate situations.

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that is just epic, fun reading aswell :har:

Thats my biggest wish for SH5.. a shotgun so I can murder my crew. All of them. And a iron maiden to torture those lazy bums staying all day/night long in the bed, even when we r under a heavy dc session. I better have an empty boat than one full with retards.

well accourding to the crew files. My 1WO has connections with Donitz. i must ask him to arange a meet and greet with Donitz so i can tell him i,m not so pleased with my 1WO. He has only eye so at watch duty he,s only half the man he used to be. When he is unjured he ignored direct orders in the heat of battle creating potential risk for the whole of the crew and not to mention by beloved VIIC boat , which by 1940 standarts is the most sophiscitated u-boat in the world and costs many many reichmarks. I,m sure that Donitz himself will give me his personal golden Luger if i keep my mouth shut to the 1WO,s father or grandfather or whatever. I could say he got " Injured in the line of duty!"

In fact when under 5 to 6 hours real time with the IRAI mod and constatly being DC,s while manouvering to evade the destoyers and feeling and hearing the pressure of the depth and more or less wrote my last will in my personal quarters to hope some diver in the future will obtain it , i made a whole hit-list.

1 * Luger the 1WO he a cubcake and Igonerd my direct order for running silent
2 * kill my bosun because he refuses my order to " give the crew some rest " (night muglich) but happily qoutes famous poets that he claims he just wrote it himself. Its better to put him out of his missery because he is beyond help he is suffering from an extreme form of U-96 Johan dissorder.
2 * I guess i wish to not kill dieter ebb because i like his teenage pranks he pulls of if i decide to put the luger on the back of his head i could always say it was a prank and start laughing!!!
3* l kill the guy in charge of loading the torpedo,s just because he,s a retard and never shares his personall life like some of the other limited crew members.
4 i will kill the highest ranker in the electric engine room for only saying jawol hair kaluen and i always wondered WTF it is hes doing for the crew.
5 If i ever do get a medic aboard to heal the crew and following orders i will have to luger him as well because he might get injured himselve and when i will order him heal crew he will say the line that started this whole thing in the first place (nicht muglich)