Zombie crew...
 

Is there a mod that would get rid of the zombie looking crew people ?
They don't do anything but give ya the eye once and awhile.

They are waiting to take over the boat, :o just like a mutiny, btw, I personally have no idea about your question, but do not despair there are others who can help you here, :yep:

Perhaps I am beyond help. :nope: Is there a way to put the old disco tune "In The Navy " by the Village people on the gramaphone. Then maybe the stone faced crew would show some emotion!