How to tell if your kid is a hacker
 

if you want to avoid that^^ you should read this guide:
http://www.antionline.com/fightback/...s_A_Hacker.php
its a bit old, but still the best guide to see if your kid is a hacker

Hmm, broken link unless this is a test.

If a kid could get around this by getting into the site's FTP and tracing move logs by web admins for the site, he could then point out the real article and lickity-split.

BRILLIANT :|\\

Then I must have past...

I simply googled:

How_Can_I_Tell_If_My_Kid_Is_A_Hacker.php

and got the webpage as the first result...

Library? What about the NSA? They need good people...

EDIT: the tyrant you were missing a hyphen the correct URL is

http://www.antionline.com/fight-back...s_A_Hacker.php

when i lived with my mom shed come up the steps and hear me typing and always suspect im watching porn or something. when in fact, i played alot of video games which = alot of type chatting.
she was always paranoid.

Why the hell would anyone be typing while watching porn?

Obviously you have never heard of a webcam show... :roll:

:O:

If I wanted the object of my sexual desire to answer back I would'nt chloroform them first.:roll:

:haha:

How to spot a Hacker
Hackers have been known to have red symbols on their cheeks resembling acne, overweight problems, horrible taste in clothes, dorks in real life/"ghetto" in the internet, and gibberish for vocabulary. Sure, this makes it sound like they stand out easily, but if we put a hacker in a group of 3 people, you would expect to see 4 people. We here also thought that there would be 4, which was a surprise to us once we underwent this experiment. Only 3 people were there after we let the hacker blend in. This could be either because one of them was a player and the hacker "pwn'd" him, or he used his well-known power to bypass security protocols and override automatic system applications with the use of CMOS. Therefore, they can easily make it seem that they're not really there, which makes it so they blend right in.

Known Habitats of hackers
Hackers have been known to live in the basements of seemingly-abandoned houses. Some even go as far as living with their own parents past the age of 30, and so they can never score with females. Some scientists also go as far as saying that Hackers have been found lurking in Internet Cafés and College Libraries using their computers, but it's common sense knowing when scientists are exaggerating. I mean, really! Hackers in Internet cafés? I know they have a human appearance, but blending in with the crowd is just absurd!

What do hackers do?

Hackers meet other hackers on IRC, at which point one of them will pretend to be Angelina Jolie or any other hot babe and proceed to have cybersex with other hackers. Scientists have never been able to find how hackers engage in cybersex until this date. But what is known till now, during cybersex, another hacker inserts his 3 1/2" Floppy into the one pretending to be the hot babe's Floppy Drive. The other present hackers continue their own business, orthey proceed to prey on the non-babe as if he was a player, and then they take his place. This has been a theory since the early days when the first hacker was seen prowling in the wilderness hunting for unsuspecting players. When an open hole in the Firewall is found, a connection is made and Shellcode will be injected. This shellcode will install Spyware that will weaken the player's firewall and virus protection, and they will also be able to literally spy on the player's every move (scientists discovered hackers cannot watch Steven Segal pictures. Steven Segal was well-known in the hacker population for the Hacker Genocide in the early 90's). When the hacker has no more use for the player, he leeches all the valuable info he got off of the player, and replaces the info with a virus, which practically destroys the player's computer. This has been known to be how hackers feed for more than a decade. Another thing hackers do to pass the time is write exploits. (Not just the word, though. They've tried that and it gets boring after a few days). They write little computer programs designed to read other people's email. This way they can steal their prizes for winning an event and find out their location so they can prey on the players like Wildebeest on a crocodile feeding frenzy! The bastards! They will then brag about this on their IRC. Here's an example of how hackers interact with one another:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hackers

Hehe thanks Tyrant for the read. I was just giving you a hard-time :salute:

I can type with one hand...