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Why Submarines Are Better Than Women

By Mike Hemming

1. A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes her time.

2. Submarines like it done at all angles.

3. Submarines can be turned on easily anytime.

4. A submarine doesn’t mind if you smoke, drink, tell dirty jokes or cuss.

5. A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive.

6. Submarines come with manuals.

7. A submarine is built for going down

8. A submarine once down is quite willing to say there as long as you want.

9. Submarines are always in trim.

10. You can dive a submarine any time of the month.

11. Submarines don't whine unless something is really wrong.

12. Submarines don't care how many other subs you have sailed on.

13. Submarines don't come with in-laws.

14. When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the same time.

15. Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines or if you buy books and magazines about them.

16. Submarines don’t complain if you sleep somewhere else.

17. Submarines don’t mind if you stop off for a few beers on the way back.

18. It's OK to tie up a submarine

19. You can leave your submarine but it will never leave you.

20. You get paid extra money for riding on a submarine.

21. Submarines don’t mind if you sit up all night eating and talking loud with your friends.

22. Submarines always smell the same all month long.

23. A submarine doesn't get mad if you fart, belch or scratch in public.

http://www.olgoat.com/substuff/mik12.htm

Not the first time this has been posted here. :03:

Actually I think this was in the last subsim almanac. Whatever happened to the 3rd installment of that? :hmmm:

Thanks, I was hesitant to post because I had a Felling that it has been here before, but that's easy to delete :yep:

we should expect frau kaleun to reply shortly.

In defence of women I would add that all submarines look dreadful in stockings & suspenders. They're also incredibly difficult to get into your bed and require cranes etc...

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Originally Posted by Vendor (Post 1500113)

18. It's OK to tie up a submarine

It is also ok to tie up women, some like it, the rest you keep chloroformed.

What I do not I keep my word (about #18), there's one other advantages to the list

Nah a submarine can't possibly love me, a women could. :DL

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Originally Posted by Flaxpants (Post 1500190)

In defence of women I would add that all submarines look dreadful in stockings & suspenders.

But most women too LOL

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Originally Posted by Vendor (Post 1500208)

What I do not I keep my word (about #18), there's one other advantages to the list

What does that sentence even mean?

We still waiting on a comment from Frau.........

is there even a single hardcore female sub simmer?

Never use the words female and hardcore in the same sentence with me around, now i need to change my pants again.

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant (Post 1500384)

is there even a single hardcore female sub simmer?

You must be new here. :O:

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf (Post 1500269)

We still waiting on a comment from Frau.........

:yawn:

Satisfied? :O:

Seriously, this list or variations of it has been posted, what, 3-4 times since I've been here?

I mean, really, I could sit down and make up an analogous list of why submarines are better than men, but that would be silly. We all know that what's really better than a man is a dildo, primarily because there's no man attached to it. :D

All you need to do is sow on a pocket and put a wallet in it, then it would be everything a woman could ever desire:D